Why BEAUTIFUL WOMEN who want COMMITment will NEVER be ASKED on a REAL DATE, but a stripper will 

so one of my friends posted this to Facebook a bit ago agreeing with the author, and for some reason it sparked a late night rage rant in me. I commented, but it’s still awaiting moderation. what I said under the cut:

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so I’ve been going to the gym for a few months now. nothing crazy, just a couple days a week and I do some weight lifting and cardio. it’s been fun. then yesterday I went with my friend Dan: literally the only healthy vegan I know and a straight up wall of muscle.

he basically personal trainered the fuck out of my and my legs have felt LIKE SHIT SINCE THEN. LIKE MORE THAN 24 HOURS. like standing and sitting are painful. I feel like an old lady.

muscles suck, man.



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recent purchases:

- Mario Kart 8

- Wii U Pro Controller

- Spreader Bar with Restraints

~*~priorities~*~



my brain has been all over the place lately 

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Text Post TMI 

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text post TMI 

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things that will never not stress me out and/or drive me fucking insane: having to rely on other people to do things that I’m unable to do (but not because of ability).



Since the start of 2013 I have:

Gotten a new piercing.

Dyed my hair.

Ended a relationship.

Started a new relationship.

Been on a long car journey. 

Passed an exam.

Cried on someone’s shoulder.

Had a massive fight with a significant other.

Received flowers.

Had a Valentine.

Written a letter using pen and paper.

Gone to see a therapist.

Been prescribed medication by a doctor.

Read a really good book.

Gone to the zoo.

Spent too much money on unnecessary things.

Traveled by train.

Cried over someone. (CAT)

Spent a day out in the sun getting a tan.

Slammed a door out of frustration.

Had an anxiety attack.

Had a BBQ.

Gone to the fair.

Gone bowling.

Seen a film at the cinema in 3D.

Gone on a date.

Been the only sober one on a night out.

Helped someone home after they’d had too much to drink.

Stayed up all night.

Talked on the phone for over 2 hours. 

Supported someone who’d received bad news.

Watched some kind of live sporting event. 

Read an entire book in one day.

Bought a DVD the day it was released.

Eaten McDonald’s more than four times in a single week. 

Cried as a result of exam stress.

Met some incredible new people.

Fallen backwards off a chair. 

Broken my glasses.

Cried over someone in my past.

Spent hours aimlessly browsing the internet. 

Thrown up.

Cried over a film.

Gone out of my way to avoid an ex-significant other.

Fought with someone in public.

Been in a relationship for a year or longer.

(Source: elfenfairy, via sunshineduk)


7 months ago / 118,728 notes / © elfenfairy
#text post

laying on Greg's bed, eating Cheeto puffs together, looking at Kato porn, and discussing how if we were Kato we'd just sit around all day masturbating to ourselves.

this is dating.



one of my students messaged me to let me know he recognized that I used an Oglaf comic in one of my powerpoint presentations…

*cackling*



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today my housemates and I went to the grocery store. the first thing I picked up was 2 bags of mallowcreme pumpkins [IT’S THAT TIME]. so we had a cart with literally just 2 bags of mallowcreme pumpkins. then our team broke down two separate aisles, leaving the cart in between both of them as we grabbed what we needed and walked back.

in the time it took me to get a jug of Green Tea, our cart with 2 bags of mallowcreme pumpkins had disappeared.

now we all had a bunch of stuff in our hands. so we walked back to the entrance to grab another cart, figuring one of the store employees thought the cart was abandoned and took it away. then we see this little old woman shuffle by us.

with a cart.

with a SINGLE plastic bag.

and in that plastic bag was just 2 bags of mallowcreme pumpkins.

who was this mallowcreme pumpkin theif? why did she need to steal our cart to get her mallowcreme pumpkins? why didn’t she just walk into the Halloween candy aisle [literally one aisle away] and get her own bags of mallowcreme pumpkins? WHY DID THIS WHOLE EVENT MAKE ME FORGET TO EVEN GET BACK MY BAGS OF MALLOWCREME PUMPKINS?



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